The Brave Heroic Crofter, him of the committees and all that plus his lovely dad Dad Crofter set out to feed the Shetland coows. Big tough beasts they are roaming the outback that are the croft fields down at the glen, down where the witches are that for some reason I cannot tell you about. Not that I know etc.
Mr Crofter resorts to the 'shove it' methodology
Then the 'roll-it' method.
And finally, the 'stuff that' method!