440

The two coowlettes are we believe little girlies. When I say 'we', I mean The Great Man, The Crofter, him of the pimpmobile and what have you. They could be boys possibly. It has happened before.

Anyway, ones has been named Naomi and the other Mkinos after The Crofter's favourite sandwich. Or something like that. "Lovely names for coowlettes" - that's what I have been told to say.

And if those gooses have a go at my dainty feet again I shall probably talk to them very sternly. Again.