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Ms Crofter has been painting everything that doesn't move - except the PoR. Obviously. The house is Yorkshire pink head to toe now. I think the PoR may be going the same way soon.

Saw them walking on the beach this morning. What ever next? answers in the comments below please.

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Mr Crofter seems to have got it bad - so to  speak. I ventured down the road, dodging the traffic jams to find Mr Crofter doing a bit of light dusting in his factory. Dusting? When did that arrive then? Must have missed that.

I might even be suffering from osmosis of the lung now. What I do for the right snap - even if it is not in focus and what have you? I think you'll find that focus is overrated. I read that somewhere.

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We, the Diarist and my lovely partner Eve have had the call. The call from Ms Crofter [blurrily pictured above. I was caught off guard when she smiled. I'm not used to that] to come to share the table over food stuff. Hopefully not the arse-end of Diogenes on account of us being veggie and all that.
"How very lovely" Eve and myself have been saying to each other - and it is lovely. We wonder what The Crofter is after.

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No, it's not the PoR. You should be able to tell that by the fact that it appears to be moving - at the moment. Out taking food for the poor coows on the apportionment no doubt. Ms G Crofter has side-lined the renovation of the PoR for the moment. She's in the village school teaching the kiddie-winkies Yorkshirespeak. I know, I know but I can't do anything about it can I? Tried to get her started with the tractor but apparently the school needs her more!

Meanwhile The Diarist, yours truly has broken another cusp off a molar. I shall be needing one of  The Crofter's false teef meself soon!

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Meanwhile The Crofter slaves away in his tooth factory - all cosy and nice wjile the PoR slowly but surely falls into bits on the ground. Unless Ms Gemma Crofter has it's renovation on next weeks' list of jobs. Ooh, can't wait to find out!

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Nothing like being photo-bombed by the gooses while you are looking for the last tatties to lift. That's what happened down at The Croft. Isn't that nice boys and gurls?

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